Never underestimate a Marylander’s dedication to old bay
LET ME TELL YOU A THING OK SO MY SCHOOL IS ON THE BOARDER OF MARYLAND AND PA OK AND ONE DAY ONE FUCKING DAY MY CAFETERIA RAN OUT OF OLD BAY AND ALL THE KIDS FROM MARYLAND LOST THEIR SHIT. THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO AND YOU COULD TELL WHO WAS FROM MARYLAND AS THEY WALKED AWAY LOOKING LOST AND EMPTY AND HOLLOW FROM THE PLACE WHERE WE HAVE OUR SPICES. MARYLAND HAS TWO THINGS GUYS, CRAPS AND OLD BAY AND THEY WORSHIP IT LIKE A FUCKING CULT
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an AU where nothing bad happens to any character ever and everyone just goes to build a bear and builds bears and everyone is happy
VECTOR GOD DAMMIT
Shadow is Optimus. Chance is Smokescreen,
i thought i was immune to gifsets and crying. clearly i’m not.
kjhfdkjhsdfkjl THIS FUCKING MAD NEVER GETS OLD AND IT CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME I WATCH IT OH MY GODJHSKJSHKJsdsajkhdk
/thinks about Katsucon/
Is that the weather report?
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.
seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect
On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.
:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…
I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?